Saturday, February 21, 2009

Viral Videos from the Celestial Empire

1. Pulled from other blogs, but the video that has recently circulated is worth an extra link - highlights from the schoolchildren's patriotic chant 2009, Go China! 

Lead: Earthquakes, shifting back and forth like the positions of Sarkozy, with his dirty tricks, trying to shake the great China
Lead: Did China retreat?
All: No. The 
Shenzhou-7 launched. We are victorious!
Lead: Pathetic Europe will never stop the insurmountable force of the 
Celestial Empire
All: Just the aftershocks from the earthquake would destroy France!
(Translation from the China Digital Times)
2. On a similar path of self-destructive dedication, Youku buzz is purportedly doing a whole series on digital love letters.  "I love you so much I'll freeze my nipples off" is among the canon. Much of the video cycles back to a desperate entreaty for the wooed to merely turn her cell phone back on. Note the dolphin sculpture he has chosen to place himself in front of (nothing marks an iron-will like frolicking sea mammals). 

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